SYNCHRONIC CITY

I'm Glenda Ollero.
I'm expanding my communication surface areas.

I Can't Go For That

  • me: We should cover Hall and Oates.
  • Ev: No. That would make me Oates.
  • me: Valid.

Redlaser Insight

  • Ev: (while scanning barcodes with his iPhone Redlaser app) This is amazing.
  • me: Mhmm.
  • Ev: It even knows what the Hon Dashi seasoning stuff is!
  • me: Wow.
  • Ev: Can you believe this world we live in?
  • me: Mhmm.
  • Ev: Doesn't it make you sad that the world is only going to get better and we won't be around to see it?

Of course someone had to do this!!! I can’t stop laughing.

Driving Downtown

  • Ev: Whoa, thuggie love.
  • me: What?
  • Ev: Thug and thugette smoking with a stroller.
  • me: Sweet.

Esp vs. Ned

  • me: Who are you rooting for?
  • Ev: The Netherlands
  • me: Why?
  • Ev: Because Puyol looks like Hugo from Street Fighter and I just can't forgive him for that.
  • me: Interesting strategy.

Golf

  • me: Why do you think people like golf so much?
  • Ev: People like golf because they get to drink and drive a golf cart.

Muggsy Bogues

  • me: Oh god, LeBron James could be getting paid 80 million over five years. That's 16 million a year!
  • Ev: That's sick.
  • me: You should have become a basketball player.
  • Ev: I'm not tall enough.
  • me: Uh, Muggsy Bogues, hello!
  • Ev: What's a Muggsy Bogues?

I love this dress by Douglas Coupland and Roots Canada. The two have teamed up to create a fun, pop-art inspired clothing line. I’m not a particular fan of Roots, but this looks really awesome. The clothes hit stores in July 8. Check it: RootsXDouglasCoupland

I live for Andy Roddick post-match interviews.

  • Journalist: So tomorrow when you wake up, you think you're going to be pissed off, disappointed?
  • Andy Roddick: I'm going to be thrilled. I mean, c'mon.
  • - Lu def. Roddick, Day 7, Wimbledon 2010
I am laughing so hard, it took me two minutes to type this. View high resolution

I am laughing so hard, it took me two minutes to type this.

Incredible and meticulous re-enactment of  the 1982 World Cup match between France and Germany in Seville, Spain. It’s a must-see! Director Pied La Biche went into painstaking measures to re-enact the last 15 minutes of the match in various locations in Villeurbanne, France. /via @IanSohn

Brings back memories of Ms. South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA pageant Q&A.

Brings back memories of Ms. South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA pageant Q&A.

World Cup A.D.D.

  • me: You should really get more into sports.
  • Ev: Get me Ritalin, and I'll get into sports.
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